hi all, was out at the weekend and i heard a tune that would be great for any type of young persons/teen event. chavs/town people loved it and the country folk cos its kinda amusin, the club went wild!

basically it was scooters logical song but with a voice over (sounded kinda like neil morrisey).
it started off with someone going through the dance moves over a looped beginning of the tune (while this was happening the dj visualised / did them)

the "dance moves" were,

feed the pidgeon
feed the horse
rodger the hippo
spank the monkey
single doorbell
double doorbell
crystal ball
etc etc

then the tune began and the voice over kept sayin the moves over the music (the moves kinda went to the music) and thats it basically

lets just say it was funny as, lol
if you can imagine lots of drunk people getting it all wrong, plus it wasnt that cheesy which makes it good for teenagers

if anyone knows this version of the tune or where i can get it, i would like to know.
i should have asked the dj but i was too drunk. cheers, james

The only Neil Morrisey song I know is Bob The Builder

hi all, just trying to bring this topic back to the top, are you all sure that you havent heard this??, sorry if this seems nagging , i just wanna get this song!!
thanks again, james