It happens, doesnt it.

A perfectly ordinary person approaches you (normally when you're half way through performing that "perfect" mix), and asks for some track that you'd rather say that you didn't have, rather than actually play.

In preparation for something bigger, I'm keen to see as many suggestions or even better, lengthy lists of all those really awful songs that the world of music might have been a slightly better place without... despite what Great Auntie Edna says...

Here are a few to get your brain cells cringing.... (plastic buckets at the ready please...)

(If you could put artist name first, then a hyphen, then the title - that'd be super, man)

Right Said Fred - I'm Too Sexy
Anita Dobson - Anyone Can Fall In Love
B Bumble & The Stingers - Nut Rocker
Baha Men - Who Let The Dogs Out
Benny Hill - Ernie (The Fastest Milkman In The West)
Black Lace - Agadoo
Bobby "Boris" Pickett & The Crypt-Kickers - Monster Mash
Buck's Fizz - Making Your Mind Up
Carl Douglas - Kung Fu Fighting
Cartoons - Witch Doctor
Chicory Tip - Son of My Father
Chuck Berry - My Ding-A-Ling
Clive Dunn - Grandad
Clodagh Rodgers - Jack In the Box
Crazy Frog - Axel F
Damian - Time Warp
Esther and Abi Ofarim - Cinderella Rockerfella
Fast Food Rockers - Fast Food Song
Gary Glitter - I'm The Leader of The Gang (I Am)
Gay Gordon & The Mince Pies - The Essential Wally Party Medley
Goombay Dance Band - Seven Tears
Joe Dolce - Saddup You Face
Jonathan King - Una Paloma Blanca
Keith Harris - Orville's Song
Kenny Everett - Snot Rap
Las Ketchup - Aserejé (The Ketchup Song)
Lieutenant Pigeon - Mouldy Dough
Los Del Rio - Macarena
Maguerita Pracatan - Hello
Middle of The Road - Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep
Mr Blobby - Mr Blobby
Paper Lace - Billy Don't Be A Hero
Patrick McNee / Honor Blackman - Kinky Boots
Paul McCartney & The Frog Chorus - We All Stand Together
Piglets - Johnny Reggae
Rednex - Cotton Eye Joe
Rick Dees & His Cast of Idiots - Disco Duck
Rolf Harris - Two Little Boys
Sam Fox - Touch Me (I Want Your Body)
Sheb Wooley - The Purple People Eater
Sinitta - So Macho
Spitting Image - The Chicken Song
St Cecilia - Leap Up and Down (Wave Your Knickers In the Air)
St Winnifrieds School Choir - There's No-one Quite Like Grandma
Starturn On 45 pints - Pump Up The Bitter
The Archies - Sugar Sugar
The Dubliners - Seven Drunken Nights
The Firm - Star Trekkin'
The Krankies - We're Going To Spain
The Nolans - I'm In The Mood For Dancing
The Scaffold - Lily The Pink
The Tweets - The Birdie Song
The Wurzels - Combine Harvester (Brand New Key)
Tight Fit - The Lion Sleeps Tonight
Tiny Tim - Tiptoe Through The Tulips With Me
Typically Tropical - Barbados
Whigfield -Saturday Night



Dont worry too much about duplicates...just brain-dump your (and your audiences) most hated, most cringe-worthy, most teeth-grinding, songs...

I wish I was like you Gary and think in alphabetical order

Anne

Aqua - Barbie Girl
Aqua - Doctor Jones
Timmy Mallett - Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini
DJ Bobo - Chihuahua

Are you getting suggestions together for another box set for Mr Lee then?

Please add:

Anything by John Denver
Any country music
Any western music
Anything by the Kings Singers

Don McLean - American Pie
Telly Savalis - If
Brown Ale - It's only a wind up

I'm now sick to death of the following :

Its Raining Men, I Will survice and Car Wash!

As i play them at most events and get fed up with repitition.

Worst songs of all time gotta be The Teletubbies that made it to number 1!
Power Rangers, and other rubbish!

One new Years eve I was asked to Play Bob the Builder - Can we fix it. But it was an event where no children were allowed!!

Sad thing is we know the words to them all aswell

Axel F was the title.Harold Faultimier was the artist.
In the film,Beverly Hills Cop, the leads name was Axel Foley(Eddie Murphy)

Abba - dancing queen
village people- ymca
anybody -girls just wanna have fun
anybody - its raining men

The Fast Food Song
Loving you
O Superman
I am The Walrus

Cheeky Girls songs
DJ Otzi songs
Ant & Dec songs

Great list - rushing out to buy the ones I don't have, as we speak ;)

When it comes to DJing I leave my musical preferences at home.

Jack.

Jennifer Rush - The Power of Love

One of my all time favorites (not):

Russ Abbott - Atmosphere

I particularly like the line "oh you've got your favorite record, and Frankies got his band - Hooowwweeerrr" (in a FGH style) - classic!

In fact now I'm going to have nightmares about people dancing badly to it with big smiles on their faces..... AAAAHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!