Lets go for it! We must have enough "Talent" in here to get one up and running.... If we use samples then that is going to be relatively easy to get permission for and if we are adding our own vocals... no probs! Right, all we need now are some good lyrics!


"Heres our christmas song and it wont cheese you off.." could be an opening!!!???

given the number of mobile phones that get given as presents every year...how about a spoof of the old Status Quo hit... "Rockin' all over the world"

It could go...

"An' I like it, I push it, I send it, I text it, I'll even E-mail it (even e-mail it)"
"'ere we go oh! Swerving all over the road...."

and we could have dozens of annoying ring tones at the ends of the verses... beep-aleep-beep-beep aleep beep beep....

Gary, you have missed your vocation in life!!!

another one we could do is a version of mamma-mia

"Ive been dancing all night and me tootsies are sore, (do do do do do do, do do do do do do)
but the DJ tonight is keeping us all on the floor, (do do do do do do, do do do do do do)

dont know about christmas....but we couldn't do any worse at eurovision

I shoulda mentioned this next point about a month ago...

If you end up being locked in a room with THe Eurovision Song Contest on the TV....Switch the subtitles on.... they are hilarious...

This years (just gone) had lyrics such as "As we run down the beach, with our arms toward each other, I look into your man face and you remind me of my mother !!!"

and

"I hold you heart and it melts like ice cream under my legs" ???? wha?


There are many other subtitle "errors?" which are so bad, we're laughing too much to remember them....still...something to remember for next year...