Would just like to say that it was nice to talk to Paula and Kaz on the chat last night,they were not at all like you veterans had discribed them.It was also good to get on the chat on a night when a lot of djs had the night off,Dont most of us work fridays and saturdays?

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Would just like to say that it was nice to talk to Paula and Kaz

How nice of you to say so, yes this lot do have a warped strange sense of descripitions!

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Would just like to say that it was nice to talk to Paula and Kaz on the chat last night...

You're a smarmy barsteward sometimes Shep aintchyer?

Ladies, now while you're thinking "Oh, what a gentleman" (pass the sick-bag) there are things that I could tell you about djcs or Shep that would make you're toes curl... you'd probably prefer to meet Osama BL if you knew the real Chris Shepherd

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you'd probably prefer to meet Osama BL if you knew the real Chris

Yes, I make Osama look like Mary Poppins, I don't need to put my photo up, didn't you see me on-stage D.J'ing at Prince Williams' 21st Birthday?

BTW:- I didn't earn the nickname "The Grim Reaper" easily you know

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Ladies, now while you're thinking "Oh, what a gentleman" (pass the sick-bag) there are things that I could tell you about djcs or Shep that would make you're toes curl... you'd probably prefer to meet Osama BL if you knew the real Chris Shepherd

OH well the voice of Experience has spoken, maybe we should be afraid Karen

I think its a the name, Chris, there all dodgy geezzerrrsss!!!

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BTW:- I didn't earn the nickname "The Grim Reaper" easily you know

what happened to deserver that nickname?

and stop sucking up to da ladies djcs

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what happened to deserver that nickname?

Ask anybody who's been banned

QUOTE (mobile_dj_crooks @ Jun 23 2003, 06:25 PM)

and stop sucking up to da ladies djcs  :lol:

Mmm very creepy crawly

Sorry, I couldn't make the chat last night, I decided to go down the local cricket club (where my bro plays cricket and his girlfriend looks after the bar) with a m8 of mine and ended up getting rat ed with free beer (arm over counter) when my bro and his girlfriend were busy in the changing rooms-where they were ________ (please fill in the blacks with your imagiations-LOL )

What blacks do u want us to fill in ? Prince wills b day sounds like a gig to miss, Dont listen to Eskie ladies and i withdraw the nice things i said about him Paula, Eskie u promised to destroy that video

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What blacks do u want us to fill in ?

Sorry the underlined area.

QUOTE (Dj SBD @ Jun 23 2003, 07:49 PM)

Sorry, I couldn't make the chat last night, I decided to go down the local cricket club (where my bro plays cricket and his girlfriend looks after the bar) with a m8 of mine and ended up getting rat ed with free beer (arm over counter) when my bro and his girlfriend were busy in the changing rooms-where they were ________ (please fill in the blacks with your imagiations-LOL )

.......And we didn't miss you at all

Apart from when we needed somebody to make Karen's Late night cup of ovaltine and somebody to unblock the toilet.

That said..there are rumours going around that Karen's Coffee is strong enough unblock even the most filthy toilets

and here you go...exclusive pictures just in from DJ United's News Team:-

Paula and Karen caught socialising and "on the pull" in Scarborough City Centre:-



Bail has been set at £500...anybody want to donate to their release fund??


Damn I'm gonna pay for this!!!

[QUOTE].......And we didn't miss you at all[QUOTE]

Well, all I can say is that, when I made the decision to go out, instead of offering my support to Dj's United chat. I easily opped for the booze-LOL-without thinking twice-SO THERE

That pic is discusting-Make's me feel ill-

LOL nice pic (not!)......chris's day is now numbered,...... hide chris away from the wrath of paula and karen

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hide chris

The best advice so far on todays forum.

Take note Chris dare you now visit plasa

That pic was awful.

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Dont listen to Eskie ladies and i withdraw the nice things i said about him Paula,

Oh dear he said you was rather a nice chappy Eskie & you was a bit of a hit with the ladieesss, hmmmnnn!!!

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Yes, I make Osama look like Mary Poppins, I don't need to put my photo up, didn't you see me on-stage D.J'ing at Prince Williams' 21st Birthday?

No Chris P, I was referring to Chris Shepherd! djcs59 is the pseudonym of Chris Shepherd... hmm far too many Chris' on ere, not enough decent names like... Tony for example, now that's a cracking name innit

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Oh dear he said you was rather a nice chappy Eskie & you was a bit of a hit with the ladieesss, hmmmnnn!!!

Well he does speak the truth very occasionally

just put another Tony in the frame....lol

Hey hey hey and I'm a tony too!! (or was that three)????

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Hey hey hey and I'm a tony too!! (or was that three)????

so wouldn't that be: Tony Toni Tone, or rather: Tony Tony Tony
.... you'd have to be into 80's/90's R&B to know what the hell I'm going on about ...that was until one of the Tony's changed his name to Lucy Pearl

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Eskie u promised to destroy that video

...believe it or not I still have those video's m8 ...now I seem to remember Chris P asking for photo's on another thread; maybe a video of a young(er) Chris S would suffice

aaaww chris, you could have captured my good side!!!

lol miss "agony aunt"

Hey Crooks, i dont need to suck up to da ladies,i live in Scandinavia if you get my drift !!!!

Mr Winyard it would be interesting to see that video as after 20 years of marriage ,it would be nice to see what it was like to have a life ! Not sure the other guys on here would think too much about it. You can never get too many Chris `s but too many tones are a pain! (Mr Pointen, i am hoping for some back up here

lol i was joking.....

Just teasing ya ! Jokes on me man !

Kazz give us a hint, to what to look forward to in your piccie!!!