Have to tell you this!
My Dad has a very very bad habbit of making up his own lyrics to songs, but this one beats them all.
feel free to add your own to this and perhaps we can get him to sing it all the way through!

Chattanooga Choo Choo

Pardon me boy is that the cat that chewed your new shoes ..............

..... pardon me boys, aint I the one who uses sex toys! ooo deaer!!!

Pardon me Girl, will your picture make us hurl?
Not Those Topless shots at 34 which would appeal to Mr Moore
but Post the newer at 42 - any beach shots will do!

what would you do, if I sneaked up on you and said boo!
oh what would you do,
you'd probably hide in the loo!

we playin' that rhyming game?
You shouldn't have put up dame
Your first mistake in this rap game
Which will cause ya dismase
regrading your family da same
revealing da truth of da pain

end

hehehe....i make up lots of rhymes i got more if u wanna go

QUOTE

we playin' that rhyming game? You shouldn't have put up dame Your first mistake in this rap game Which will cause ya dismase regrading your family da same revealing da truth of da pain

I cant seem to imagine this to the tune of Chattanooga Choo Choo

lol....duh, it would only work a heavy bass beat in the background