You are avin a giraffe aintchya
That was one of the worst records of all time made by one of the worst bands of all time
I was DJ'ing in a few clubs around Europe at that time and the Germans, Italians & Swiss loved Modern Talking, even though every single one of their records sounded exactly the same. Even if you didn't know how to mix you'd be able to mix any of their records into each other!!
The ratio of good stuff to crap that comes out of Europe is woeful; when you think of all the dross like Modern Talking, 2 unlimited, Milli vanilli, Spagna, DJ Casper, Sandra, Tony Esposito and all the other rubbish pop

that European bands have churned out over the past couple of decades.
The French have produced some decent acid-jazz and the Dutch every now and then release a decent track but it's few and far between as far as I'm concerned.