Arrrggghhh!!!
I had a so called visiting Kj.
Great well sing a song together.........Later......much later.
in fact I wish later never arrived!

Total nuisance, mingled with all the crowd, like she was me! hmmnnnn!!!!
Finally decided to call her up just as I see her approaching the landlord, only cause I thought she'd steal my booking,
And she sings!!!!!
Arggggghhhhhh.....awful awful awful he he he!

& what did our visiting Kj who sounds like Lilly savage sing.......
I'm with you, Avril Lavigne.
If you know the words it goes

It's a damn cold night, lar lar lar.....she sang..

It's a Town called nice.

I was on the floor laughing! where do these people come from!

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mingled with all the crowd, like she was me! hmmnnnn!!!!

And you can't beat a good Mingle can you?.

Did you beat her up Paula?...those Mic's you bought are pretty heavy and an accidental blow to the head can work wonders with "those" types of people.

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Did you beat her up Paula?...those Mic's you bought are pretty heavy and an accidental blow to the head can work wonders with "those" types of people.

there definately an offensive wepon & HURT.
which I found out when I dropped one on my foot!!!!
Got a good mind to sue, but sue who me or u & who is sue?

....dropped you mic on ya foot paula! Hope you weren't wearing the pink boots!

That was before I got out of the house!
Couldnt even get me boots on cause me totsies were so sore

So do Pretty Polly make a Denier 16 with steel toe-caps?

It took me a while to catch up with this....Paula, I predict you will meet more in the future - and with great respect, you need to purchase a high velocity automatic slug thrower.....but don't add salt!

ur da karaoke goddess! so why worry paula

just probably some wannabe.....you see those ALL the time...sigh (mumbles something about stupid scooter people on skateboard stuff....)

There must be some way of wiring up a microphone incorrectly so you get a shock when the slider is pushed up !

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There must be some way of wiring up a microphone incorrectly so you get a shock when the slider is pushed up !

No need for special wiring...just a metal plate on the floor should do it.

I regularly get tingles (I did a "Save As" last time Paula's picture was shown ) when I used to DJ on carnival floats, when holding the mic in one hand and anything metal in the other...eg: One of the "safety" handrails.

For the last few "lorry" gigs, I've always used a radio mic and that doesnt give shocks.

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(I did a "Save As" last time Paula's picture was shown

YOU WHAT!
Damn! I thought I had the advantage over you lot, not being able to reconise me when Plasa arrives!

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Damn! I thought I had the advantage over you lot, not being able to reconise me when Plasa arrives!

Don't worry - we'd need you to be standing sideways on, with a half empty glass of booze in your hand before we'd recognise you!

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I did a "Save As" last time Paula's picture was shown

Maybe we should have done a "This photo will self destruct in 24 hours" with Paula's piccy??. You are going to have to do a lot of explaining if Mrs Gary comes across Paula's photo on your P.C???

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when I used to DJ on carnival floats

You are wasted on Carnival Floats Gary...if you ever wanted to move on, consider being the man at the fair who does nothing but yell " HOLD ON IF YOU WANT TO GO FASSSSSSTEEERRRRRRR" - although equally this could apply to Eskie on a waterbed with Paula!!