Ok people, let's hear your favourite misheard lyrics.

Here are a few to kick you off.

Freddy Mercury, Living on my own - I get so lonely lonely lonely lonely yeah, got to beat some gits on the head.

meatloaf, Bat out of hell second verse - Like a cilla black fan on a bike.

bill Haily, rock around the clock, after the last instrumental break - When the clock strikes twelve we'll poo our pants.

Destinies child, Independence, just before the chorus - Shoes on my feet, alf garnet, etc etc etc.

And finally

shaggy, Shake ya body - I cant type without fear of being deleted, however in the first verse towards the end, listen out for him rapping about doing someting unnatural to sheep.

Ok let's here some more.

They can be a good feed for a crowd to, I use the rock around the clock one and it always gets 'em creased up.

Darren

two of my favorites are

Sex Bomb Tom Jones 2nd line Infared semen flying through the night...

Michael jackson & Paul McCartney - The Girl Is Mine
1st line... Every Night she washes my inbetweens

QUOTE (DjbigNige @ Jun 7 2003, 10:59 AM)

two of my favorites are Sex Bomb Tom Jones 2nd line Infared semen flying through the night...

I thought that was the correct lyrics

No here are the correct lyrics from Mr Jones "Sexbomb" track


Spy on me baby use satellite

Infrared to see me move through the night

and here's where I got the link from

http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/Lobby...20bomb%20lyrics

bit sad really!!!

Hmm Paula's Favourite:-

From Sister Sledge - We are Family:-

"Just let me staple the vicar, we're giving love in a femidom"

Also slightly off topic but some of the parody's that used to appear during the 80's / 90's were far better than the original! Examples Include:-

Weird Al Yankovic - I think we're a clone now (Tiffany, think were alone now)
Weird Al Yankovic - Eat It (Michael Jackson - Beat it ) - Sorry Ross!
Weird Al Yankovic - Smells like Nirvana (Nirvana - Smells like teen spirit)
Dennis Leary - Everybody's free (To smoke Winnieblues) - (Baz Luhrmann - Everybody's free to wear sunscreen)

Ah, another Weird Al Fan, Have you tried Noel Murphy, in particual, Paddy and the Bricks. My misses wet her self when I played it.

QUOTE (Chris_Pointon @ Jun 8 2003, 03:41 PM)

Hmm Paula's Favourite:- From Sister Sledge - We are Family:- "Just let me staple the vicar, we're giving love in a femidom" Also slightly off topic but some of the parody's that used to appear during the 80's / 90's were far better than the original! Examples Include:- Weird Al Yankovic - I think we're a clone now (Tiffany, think were alone now) Weird Al Yankovic - Eat It (Michael Jackson - Beat it ) - Sorry Ross! Weird Al Yankovic - Smells like Nirvana (Nirvana - Smells like teen spirit) Dennis Leary - Everybody's free (To smoke Winnieblues) - (Baz Luhrmann - Everybody's free to wear sunscreen)

LOL!

I have that song on my PC....its class

Heres another one

Weird Al Yankovic-Im Fat(michael jackson-Bad)

Weird Al Yankovic-Star was paradoy gangsta rap


heres a couple from me!

Destinys child-im a survivor im a forgiver im a bus driver?

Michael Jackson-Earth Song-What about africans, that i didnt even do

What about shania twain - dont impress me much:

I cant believe you kiss your cock at night (shld be car goodnight)

or Uncle Cracker - follow me:

Gonna swim thru your veins like a **** in the sea (rhymes with fish)

what about celine dions my heart will go on
she sing my hot dog will go on

what about billy ocean when the going gets tough
he sings go and get stuffed

Here's a few more:-

Billy Ocean - Love Really Hurts...

"Baby, nobody hurts me but you."


Fleetwood Mac - Dreams....

"When the rain washes, you clean your nose"


Wham - Club Tropicana....

"Club Tropicana, kids go free."


Busted - Year 3000....

"One day when I came home at lunchtime
I heard a funny noise
Went out to the back yard to find out
If it was one of those rent boys."