I should really say this is tongue in cheek, but you already know! I was faced with a bloke in a dress 'squeezing a cat' on NYE for over 1hr, and in a small room
The idea was nice, but the delivery was full of bum notes , etc.. Most of the guests did not appreciate it either.
Anyway, I have just booked my holiday in August in the land of bagpipes, and I am really looking forward to it, Scotland is one of those places on earth which is beautiful and has a special place in my mind.
Oh no! Louise and Simon have both started practising the recorder as they return to school next week.
Where's that thread on earplugs?