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Gary
Well, by this time, some folk might think that we'd have played most of the festive tunes for just about the last time, for another 11 months (and counting).

However, some companies are too busy at this time of year to have their staff coming in with hangovers (or more likely, phoning in sick), with the busy Christmas duties to perform, eg: Retail, distribution etc.

Hospitals too often have their "christmas" parties, after other people. So, heres a few tunes which may (or MAY NOT) go down well at the following hospital wards:

Schizophrenia Ward: Do You Hear What I Hear?

Multiple Personality Ward: We Three Queens Disoriented Are.

Narcissism Ward: Hark! The Herald Angels Sing About Me!

Dementia Ward: I Think I'll Be Home for Christmas.

Paranoia Ward: Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me.

Personality Disorder Ward: You Better Watch Out, I'm Going to Cry, I'm Going to Pout, then maybe I'll tell you why!

Obsessive Compulsive Ward: Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Swing, Jingle Bell Swing, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Swing, Jingle Bell Swing, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock

Passive Aggressive Ward: On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me (then took away).



Also, in private clinics the plastic surgery team have already asked that "Rudulph the red-nose reindeer" not be played - too many of the patients might take it personally.

On a totally true nose, sorry...note. I did a party for BUPA on Wednesday night - a table of mainly surgeons requested "I will survive".... I gave 'em a good ribbing 'bout that. Asked 'em if they wanted "Fergal Sharky: A good heart (is hard to find)"...after that there were numerous song/medical related suggestions...any guesses/suggestions.
YourBigEvent
Heart for cash, Sorry I mean Heart of Glass


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