But some of the original lyrics are suspect too...
Two great openers on this topic, from George Michael in his Wham! days....
1) From: Wake me up before you go go...
"Coz, I ain't planning on goin' solo........" (errmm...Dear Mr Ridgely....)
2) From: I'm your man....
"I feel a boy, I feel a man...." (errmm...Dear Solicitor.......)
Also, Robbie Williams is obviously singing about a lady who likes to be prepared....
3) From: Angels...
"...And through it all, she offers me protection"... But will he agree to wear it...
And a mis-heard lyric from Sister Sledge
4) From: We are Family
"We're giving love in a Femidom....."
(really it's ::: "We're giving love in a family way..." which isn't that much better....)