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kazzachi
And keep it clean fellas!!! nono.gif
mikeee
Good looks, Charm and personality - clean enough?
kazzachi
oh you smooth talking young thing!!!
mikeee
aaaw Shucks, i'm Blushing Now wub.gif wub.gif wub.gif wub.gif
kazzachi
You? Blush? I dont believe it!
mikeee
Ok so I lied biggrin.gif
The Spindoctor
Cos they always put the top back on the toothpaste! wub.gif
kazzachi
.... and the loo seats down!
The Spindoctor
Only a woman could think up a thread like this!!
mikeee
I think it might be Chris, useing an alias, you know his alter ego laugh.gif laugh.gif
Chrispy
Woman D.J's are great because....

If they go to bed 30 mins before you it saves running the Electric Blanket

They make great forum moderators (i.e - don't take any crap from blokes!)

They never forget family birthdays etc - so saves you having to remember them

Saves buying a dishwasher

Can iron better than Men

Breakfast and Tea magically appears at the given times

Are able to provide you with little D.J's wub.gif to help run / continue the business 221.gif

And too make up for some of the above...

They are better to hug.gif than Mikeee and Spin (and better looking)
FrankieJ
A microphone is cheaper to give them than a TELEPHONE dry.gif
The Spindoctor
Way to go guys at last some sensible comments. Not sure about the better looking than Mikee and Spin mad.gif
Chrispy
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Not sure about the better looking than Mikee and Spin


If I starting wanting to hug.gif you two, not to mention finding you both attractive i'd be getting very worried by now wacko.gif

Maybe www.djbonding.co.uk would be a better name for the site 071.gif
The Spindoctor
bonding?.................. somebody mention bonding, is'nt that another name for duck tape.?????????????
mikeee
Oh Yes, Come on Ladies bond with me laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif
mobile_dj_crooks
kazzachi and paula are the only ones that are "female" here right? I think they are great (women DJs) maybe they listen better, look better, and sound better? i dunno really wacko.gif biggrin.gif
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Maybe www.djbonding.co.uk would be a better name for the site  
Funny.....but u can go to those internet dating thingys for that tongue.gif
Chrispy
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Funny.....but u can go to those internet dating thingys for that


You shouldn't be visiting "those" places nono.gif tongue.gif

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look better


Compared to Mikeee, Spin, Trev etc....definetely!

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and sound better


Hmmm, you like the Female English Accent then DJC?? - Paula how about a .wav or mp3 file of you on the Karaoke for DJC...in fact for all of us!.
paula
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Paula how about a .wav or mp3 file of you on the Karaoke for DJC...in fact for all of us!.
wacko.gif

Whatever will you think of next?

& how do I do that, I ask? 533.gif

I'll sing to you at plasa, ok.....

Is that avator really you???
The Spindoctor
I would have let you sing happy Birthday last night in your very best Marilyn Monroe inpersonation if you felt the need!!! LOL
Chrispy
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Is that avator really you???


Cute aren't I??
mikeee
.........they are women
kazzachi
...nuff said mikee.... I always knew you were a man with brains, wit, charm, education and above all common sense!! x


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