Woman D.J's are great because....
If they go to bed 30 mins before you it saves running the Electric Blanket
They make great forum moderators (i.e - don't take any crap from blokes!)
They never forget family birthdays etc - so saves you having to remember them
Saves buying a dishwasher
Can iron better than Men
Breakfast and Tea magically appears at the given times
Are able to provide you with little D.J's

to help run / continue the business
And too make up for some of the above...
They are better to

than Mikeee and Spin (and better looking)