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Chrispy
Jan 20 2004, 10:59 AM
Okay here is that question everybody is too polite to ask, but still wants to know biggrin.gif . So i've asked it!.

Please note that this is not an undercover Inland Revenue Sting Operation, and even I can't access details of which member clicked which poll. No records are kept anywhere of your vote or visit to this thread and voting is TOTALLY anonymous within the forum software.
Ian Stewart
Jan 20 2004, 11:07 AM
Hi,

well the cut off point with the Inland Revenue is approaching very quickly so make sure that your tax returns are into your local office by 31st March.

Anyone who need some help you can PM me
andrew dowding
Jan 20 2004, 01:48 PM
well ive just seen the poll
makes interesting reading
Eskie
Jan 20 2004, 03:38 PM
QUOTE (Ian Stewart @ Jan 20 2004, 11:08 AM)
well the cut off point with the Inland Revenue is approaching very quickly so make sure that your tax returns are into your local office by 31st March.

surely you mean 31st January 533.gif
Ian Stewart
Jan 20 2004, 06:25 PM
wonered how long it would take
Chrispy
Jan 20 2004, 07:30 PM
Damn! - False Hope sad.gif
paula
Jan 20 2004, 08:22 PM
QUOTE
The biggest work of fiction since Harry Potter

Thats good I like that phrase tongue.gif
Chrispy
Jan 20 2004, 11:34 PM
I think I need a creative accountant....or at least one that doesn't bugger off just when the crucial date approaches fear.gif
C.S
Jan 21 2004, 08:43 AM
I dont trust accountants fear.gif I think they can get a bit personal if they feel like it and i dont like the tax bill that results from them having a bad day 363.gif
paula
Jan 21 2004, 08:48 AM
stupid.gif scared.gif Wouldnt dream of saying that to an accountants face! plus I wouldnt get Sunday dinner again for the rest of me life 014.gif wacko.gif
Chrispy
Jan 21 2004, 08:50 AM
QUOTE (C.S @ Jan 21 2004, 08:43 AM)
I dont trust accountants fear.gif I think they can get a bit personal if they feel like it and i dont like the tax bill that results from them having a bad day 363.gif

Maybe Tax is higher but easier to understand in Norway? 533.gif . Go over £15,000 here and its not just a case deducting expenses from turnover and filling in the profit box. Lots of other parts of the form become applicable and tax becomes very taxing wallbash.gif .

Besides, an accountant becomes very useful, not just for filling in the dodgy parts of the form that nobody understands, but also for tidying up, when you books are like mine, and resemble a scout jumble sale.
C.S
Jan 21 2004, 11:06 AM
i have to pay tax in advance of prospected earnings,at the end of the year i see whats deductable fill in the form and either get money back or a bill in october.I pay £1550 quarterly,last year i got £1200 in return otherwise i have had an extra bill of various amounts every year for the last 10 fear.gif
Ian Stewart
Jan 21 2004, 11:22 AM
QUOTE (C.S @ Jan 21 2004, 12:06 PM)
i have to pay tax in advance of prospected earnings,at the end of the year i see whats deductable fill in the form and either get money back or a bill in october.I pay £1550 quarterly,last year i got £1200 in return otherwise i have had an extra bill of various amounts every year for the last 10 fear.gif

It's the same in this country as well, you pay 50% in advance
C.S
Jan 21 2004, 12:45 PM
ok,last paid tax to blighty in 1979! so wasnt sure how you guys operated!
Ian Stewart
Jan 21 2004, 01:16 PM
massive changes with the introduction of self assesment here is when & what you pay

On 31st Jan Each Year You will pay the balance of the previous years tax plus one half of the previous years tax liability as a payment on account for the following year.

On 31st July Each Year you will pay the second half of last years tax liabilty,

this will leave a payment on account for next year
C.S
Jan 21 2004, 05:44 PM
Am staying here!
mikeee
Jan 22 2004, 12:34 AM
The tax man is a lovely person. I've just paid my tax today. Don't ask, i can't not be held responcible for heart failer. Hell i hope the "odd" bottle of wine is deductable. Hic
The Spindoctor
Jan 22 2004, 12:58 AM
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The tax man is a lovely person


You only put that 'in case' !!!!

As in 'in case he's reading this!!!!!

Spin
Chrispy
Jan 22 2004, 08:29 AM

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You only put that 'in case' !!!!

As in 'in case he's reading this!!!!!



And there is at least 1 of 'em on this forum rolleyes.gif scared.gif


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