Very early on in my DJ'ing career, I discovered the benefits of hanging a big bunch of Mistletoe from the lighting rig (The Mistletoe isnt PAT tested, but it doesnt mean that patting isnt allowed )

Scores so far...1 x peck on the cheek (upper!). 4 x kisses on the lips, 1 x Other( )

Anyone else collecting their Christmas Bonus nightly?



The other great Mistletoe use, for Dinner Dances is to give a small sprig of Mistletoe to one of the young male waiters, tell him that Table 15 (the table of sozzled girls on the far corner table) have "ordered" it...as he gets to the table, (too crowded to run off) announce the fact that he comes bearing gifts to the table in question, and watch the guy get kissed to death....(and probably a few phone numbers)...

I did this last year to a couple of "surfer type" Australian waiters (Mark and Marlon) and they got stripped (to the boxers) by the table in question...as if by "Clothing Pihranna's", as they succumbed and finally regainned their feet (and shirts), the next table of women were yelling "Dont forget us..."

"nowhere to run to baby, nowhere to hide...."

Your supposed to tuck it in your santa hat Gary!

Your a bad man gary does your other half know about this but guy to guy good on ya

Dont use mistletoe as i need the rest during this time of the year seeming as i live in porn land and there always some git with a video camera around.