Just for fun guys N Galls What songs should nver be played as a first dance or a second dance at a wedding.

Have as much fun as you like with this

Nik

Niel sedaka breaking up is hard to do.


is that along the lines u were thinking Nick?

Paul

The Prodigy - Smack My Bitch Up

ahem..
The Electric Chairs (with Jules Holland), - F*** Off

(please don't search for the lyrics if easily offended)

On a much more angelic note;
Angels?

Jason

Band of Gold - Freda Payne ........... you need to listen to the lyrics

Do the Funky Gibbon?

I'm thinking more along the lines of songs that are choosen but the lyrics aren't appropriate:

I will always love you - Whitney Houston

You're Beautiful - James Blunt

or from the other POV:

D.I.V.O.R.C.E - Tammy Wynett

Fantastic guys and very funny expand on this as much as you like.... in a Peter Kay Stylie lol

Nik

Love on the Rocks - Neil Diamond

Puff the magic dragon .peter paul & mary
Release me .englbert humperthingy
divorce .tammy wynette
I got a girlfreind .the offspring

i would say "please release me, let me go"

not sure who thats by.....not very good really, as a dj i should know!! lol

Keep on Running - spencer davis group
or the theme from jaws

You don't bring me flowers anymore - Neil Diamond & Barbara Streisand

Don't Cha - Pussycat Dolls

Righteous Brothers - You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling ... Paul Simon - 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover

Must be the winner!!!

I just like to call you my bitch - Dave McCullen

Puddle of Mudd she hates me

Big Bopper's Wedding - The Big Bopper

I Knew The Bride When She Used To Rock and Roll - Nick Lowe

So Long Baby - Del Shannon

Pretty Ugly Husband - Sway

I just thought of one that on first thoughts should not be played but on the other hand if the B&G are up for a laugh would be a cool first dance...


Roy C - Shotgun Wedding

Oh and 10cc - I'm not in love

Nik

wide eyed and legless-andy fairweather lowe

sam cooke - chain gang.

gonna get along without you now-viola wills

Who let the dogs out
Although, some of the brides I've seen......... It might be appropriate. LOL

Jim

It Should've Been Me - Tiffany & others

Elton John - Sacrifice

Don't Marry Her - The Beautiful South

Size of a cow - Wonderstuff

If You Wanna Be Happy - Jimmy Soul

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty women your wife
Go for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you!

A few mentions Of Tammy Wynette's D.I.V.O.R.C.E up there.
Am I the only one to see the irony in that it was the follow up to her "Stand By Your Man".

Nice to see you didn't mean it for the long term Tammy.

Anyway, back to the plot:

Gladys Knight & The Pips - Baby Don't Change Your Mind

Tammy was married to Geroge Jones who turned in to a drunk and a wife beater the first song Stand by your man was when she forgave him, and was saying to the world that she wanted to stand by her man with all his faults

"You'll have bad times
And he'll have good times
Doing things that you don't understand
But if you love him you'll forgive him
Even though he's hard to understand
And if you love him
Oh be proud of him
'Cause after all he's just a man".

The second song DIVORCE is the sadness she felt in having to leave and divorce the man she loved but could not stand to be with him any more... Its a song of bitterness and regret and the harm that a divorce can do to the whole of the family

"Our D.I.V.O.R.C.E becomes final today
Me and little J.O.E will be goin' away
I love you both and it will be pure H.E double L for me
Oh, I wish that we could stop this D.I.V.O.R.C.E."

Country music is not as simple as people first think and most is written by people who have experienced or lived what they are writing about.


Nik

Yeah, I know what you mean.

Here's one, sung with feeling:

Our little dog is six years old, and he's smart as any damn kid.
But when you mention the V.E.T. he damn near flips his lid.
Words like S.H.O.T. shot or W.O.R.M. worm,
These are words which make him S.Q.U.I.R.M. squirm.
His Q.U.A.R.A.N.T.I.N.E starts today,
Because he bit the V.E.T. and then he ran away.
He caused me and my wife to have a big fight, and then, both of them bit me.
And that's why I am gonnae get a D.I.V.O.R.C.E.

Ha Ha Ha Classic... Slightly different sentiment me thinks...

Gotta love Billy....

Nik

Every day i love you less and less - Kaiser Chiefs

Love has gone - David Guetta

Goodbye my lover - James Blunt

Love don't live here anymore - Jimmy Nail .......lol!

Firestarter

mmm alexander o neil FAKE then follow in with criticise .

Should never be played or how about you have been asked to play

Labi Safri - Something inside so strong (We had to do this one). Its an anti apartheid song - weirdo's

Also did Mr Brighside the other day - its about jealousy!!!!!

Do people not listen to their first dances.

hi i did a wedding the oter night and they want put a donk on it for there first dance terrble song there were quite young though im new to the fourms aswell :p

Sybil ........ The love I lost

That's unbelievable!

I supposed - it could have been in anticipation for the eve of the wedding... they may both have been "putting a donk on it"

I want to break free

These Boots Are Made For Walking?

You Give Love a Bad Name?

You're As Cold as Ice?

(Good Riddance) Time Of Your Life by Green Day is regarded by many of my generation as the ultimate break-up song. I did a wedding once where the couple chose that as their first dance.

well if u get to do their wedding again you could suggest Janet Jackson - Together Again

ohhh Gettaway - Maxx

i cant believe noone has mentioned Gloria Gaynor - I Will Survive

Next time you play this one at a wedding, listen very closely to the lyrics and see if you play it again at Weddings?