I'm thinking of starting up a mobile disco (a) because it's something I've always fancied but I was too poor/insecure/nerdy as a teenager and chose a sensible job instead (b) because I'm probably going through a mid-life crisis and I'd like to channel it into something that doesn’t involve breaking major bones and isn't going to infect me with an incurable disease (I know, I know, still too cautious after all these years) © I love disco dancing (even though my wife says I dance like a woman) and (d) I have this crazy notion that my job-for-life might not be a job for life and having an alternative skill that involves earning reasonable money might not be such a bad thing.
Before I actually go out and spend £2000-£3000 on something that could end up as an ornament in my garage I'd like to find out my chances of success. Most of the wise old men and women of the deejaying world seem to recommend serving a two-year apprenticeship, which would put me about 23 months closer to my pension than I care to consider.
I see my main market as parties for older people e.g weddings, anniversaries, birthdays 40th, 50th (60th, 70th 80th?) etc but I don’t want to restrict myself too much (I’m as big a fan of Happy Hardcore as the next man). I’ve spent the last month researching my cunning plan and I now know loads of facts about audio equipment, lighting, sources of music and so on, but I still have too many questions to list in a single post. The major ones are these: (a) Can anyone give me some advice about what to do next? (b) How can I get some hands-on practice of the craft of deejaying? © Is there anyone out there who would be prepared to let me come along to some of their gigs and sit in awe at the feet of the master (well, not just sit – I want to carry equipment, set things up, plug stuff in and maybe eventually twiddle some knobs and work the crowd)? I live just south of Preston and I would be prepared to drive up to an hour to get to a gig. (d) How long would I need to do that for? (e) Am I too late to start up on my own, begin local advertising and catch this year’s Christmas/New Year market?
