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The Moog
Okay, let's get this straight from the start... In spite of the negative comments here, I like my customers... really! It's just that sometimes, the little darlings come out with the most annoying requests / comments / insults...

I've done my top five in a lazy Leeds drawl just for effect...

1. Haven't you got 'owt decent? / 'owt we can dance to? (Taken from a previous thread - but how true it is)
2. Play summat from 't charts! ("Which one?" I ask) Dunno, 'owt! (Okay, that's that one off novelty Bolivian Nose Flute record that crept in at No 39 getting an inpropmtu airing then!!!)
3. Tek this crap off, nobody likes it! [I](No mate, YOU don't like it, my dance floor is three quarters full!)[/I]
4. Give me mate yer microphone so she can sing this that yer playin', she 's dead good y'know. They'll all love it!! (Yeah, like censored.gif they will! 98% of them dont even know her!)
5. D'yer play requests? ("Yes" I reply "What would you like?") Dunno, what yer got? wallbash.gif

Sorry but after 17 years of listening to the above... I feel I've earned the right to let off some steam wacko.gif

Any of you got any to add to the list?
Dj_Kray
i have had all of the above but my fav 1 at the moment is hey why ya using cd's thats cheating i ask why and they can never tell me a good reason and the crazy thing is i do use vinyl as welll as cds sterb188.gif
Gary
The only ones (in an audience) that will ever grumble about CD's are the DJ's - who were there, but on the wrong side of the lights to their liking.

I get more surprise when people point at the remaining few boxes of records and say "Eh? you STILL playing those things..."

"Vinyl records...The rope light of this millennium..."
The Moog
WHAT??!? You mean ROPE LIGHTS are no longer "IN"...... darn!!!

You can't beat the 'hands on' experience of vinyl though! I still take my turntables out to work with me on the odd rare occasion, just for personal gratification wub.gif
Dj_Kray
The thing is not when I am doing my mobile discos but when I do my club nights on a Friday night I have to play all sorts of music from Sixties right up to the very latest R&B and house music and when I play say R&B I get people come up to me expecting me to know every underground R&B and hip-hop track they have heard tim westwood play and then the same with all the people that like house expect me to have every track that the radio one DJs play while I am. Very up-to-date with all types of music it would be very very expensive and impossible to carry all on vinyl so I do use quite a few CD's for their convenience also with CD's and the new advancements in CD deck technology it makes it better to mix accapellas and instrumentals into my mixes without them sounding like Mickey mouse but I still love the feel when mixing vinyl. Normally the people that comment on me using CD's are people that only like and play one type of music and had probably never play to more people than their friends also it is still very surprising how many people do not know how far CD decks have advanced. Wow my posts are getting longer now I don't have type them just speak to my computer biggrin.gif
Gary
Slliiiiiide.....

I've had 15 years of vinyl. And frankly, it wasnt versatile enough for me - in terms of audience appreciation, or creativity.

Seamless loop, for example, is great if you've put a song on that people are really enjoying, but doesnt last that long (and the 12inch versions are normally too dis-similar from the radio version to be of any use). You need a 6 minute version of "Dancing Queen"?, or a 2 minute version of "You'll never walk alone"?...easily done on CD's decks, but on vinyl, you'd need the "Distract them and nudge the stylus" method.

CD-decks gave me (and my audiences) both these things, and I've never looked back. I still carry one Technics SL1210, (occasionally 2) and all the old vinyls...just in case someone asks for something that I've not got on CD (yet).

Many of the current CD-decks offer all the hands on feel, without the needle suddenly starting to play the platters strobe dots.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.
paula
Who needs a lecture in customer service? rolleyes.gif
The Moog
QUOTE (paula @ Oct 20 2003, 05:12 PM)
Who needs a lecture in customer service? rolleyes.gif

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I give up..... who does need a lecture in customer service???
paula
I duunnnoo 533.gif Just thought someone might........Hehehhehe 071.gif
one is taking the censored.gif sorrryyy....xx
The Moog
I know you were.... biggrin.gif

I don't think it ever show that I occasionally feel like attacking them with my speaker stands.... it's just inside, eating away at me, decaying my my goodwill, eroding my self control, slowly making me more and more tense..... until one day, one awful day.... I CRACK 188.gif sterb188.gif 188.gif

But let's not talk about that shall we biggrin.gif

(Oh well, there go another few bookings!)
Ian Stewart
QUOTE
"Vinyl records...The rope light of this millennium..."


I read somewhere recently that sales of vinyl is increasing, a few years ago shops like HMV and Virgin etc hardly stocked any, but there is more & more available.

I don't think it will ever die
Chrispy
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I read somewhere recently that sales of vinyl is increasing


Typical - you never miss what you had until it's gone! rolleyes.gif
kazzachi
People eh... cant live with em... cant work without em! In any profession we would always find something to moan about! biggrin.gif
Whisky In A Vase
Forum speeched getting longer 'cos you don't have to type it in just talk to the pc. I talk to mine but nothing happens
The Moog
QUOTE (kazzachi @ Oct 20 2003, 07:06 PM)
People eh... cant live with em... cant work without em! In any profession we would always find something to moan about! biggrin.gif

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Moaning is half the fun... biggrin.gif

I forgot another favorite... someone requests a tune and then comes up later to complain that you haven't played it, either shortly after you have played it - or - while you actually are playing the requested track (I still can't figure that one out wacko.gif )
Gary
QUOTE (Ian Stewart @ Oct 20 2003, 06:03 PM)
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"Vinyl records...The rope light of this millennium..."


I read somewhere recently that sales of vinyl is increasing, a few years ago shops like HMV and Virgin etc hardly stocked any, but there is more & more available.

I don't think it will ever die

The high streets stocking of vinyl is probably as a result of the diminishing number of independant record shops. The last one in our town, closed back in February - its a sandwich shop now.

Vinyl sales did drop (during the year of the 9/11 twin towers tragedy), but increased the year after, as did many things. I dont have any figures about how much it wet down by, and how much it went up by.

However, the music census in the US patriot.gif (featuring all US music equipment manufacturers) has shown that turntable sales went down again recently, by 9.9%, whereas CD-deck sales have risen by 37% in the same period.

Casting the actual unit figures forward shows that CD-decks will be outselling vinyl decks in 3 years. Vinyl wont disappear overnight, but its already fading in all parts of the industry at a rate, which can only be increased still further by Technics shortly launching their CD-deck. Its not particularly good on features, but the brandname alone will get even the most fastidious vinyl-ists, to make the change, sooner, rather than later.

Anyway... offtopic.gif

customers...you HAVE got to love'em.

Adding to the list....dont you just LOVE the ones who wait until the end to say "You didnt mention Doris's birthday?" or "We found it too loud" even though you'd told everyone twice to let you know if it got too loud for them...

Not forgetting the "Go on...just play one more..." punters....these stand NO chance with me..I finish on the dot, to within a minute or so. Only if its the Bride, or Groom, or party host, do I even consider it. At which point I say on-air "If you can bring the manager here to me, and let HIM tell me he's ok with me playing one more song...I'll do it"

Im more than used to someone running off at this point...waiting outside for 2 mins, and running back saying "Yes He said its fine...play another song!" (dont fall for this...)

I almost felt like awarding someone for ingenuity a couple of years ago, when given the same situation, they dragged some stranger in, claiming that "this is the manager - he says -yes- put another song on". Luckily I knew all the manager by face - and wasnt duped.
Dj_Kray
QUOTE (Gary @ Oct 21 2003, 01:41 AM)
which can only be increased still further by Technics shortly launching their CD-deck. Its not particularly good on features, but the brandname alone will get even the most fastidious vinyl-ists, to make the change, sooner, rather than later.


Good points Gary but I must say I think you are wrong about the new technics CD deck I am not sure if you made it to the press launch at Plaza but the only features the technics deck did not have that the Denon does was the altha track and splice and hot disk but the technics player does have onboard effects and a ten inch direct drive platter it can also play music straight from a sd card. I think the technics for turntablists will be the better deck but I do believe that technics we all price it way to expensive. Don't get me wrong Gary I love me denon and would not swap it for any other CD deck.
Gary
I did better than just the press launch...I got 20 minutes on the Techs. SL-Z's myself and some nice 4megapixel piccies too.

The Technics SLZ is nice & Shiney, but all that glitters....

Also, theres now a query hanging over whether the software is USER upgradable in the Technics, or just "Dealer upgradable".

Also, they didnt appear to have "instant start" - and indeed the specifications state 0.2 seconds start time. We (DMC/Techs staff and I) tried it with vinyl sim mode on, vinyl sim mode off etc... no joy...always a slight Slluur on start up.

Oh, and the Brake adjustment? You'll need a precision screwdriver and access to the rear of the deck - its on a trimmer next to the phono outs. Not exactly something anyone would care to try mid-set.

When using the unit, I really (Denon Bias aside) got the feeling that this unit should have come out at the same time as the Profiteer CDJ-1000, eg: 3-4 years ago, in terms of the features offered. However, I stand by what I said. I feel that the Technics will play a part in the accelerating move of DJ's moving onto CDs.


I wouldnt swap my Denon's either. biggrin.gif



C.S
And this problem doesnt happen just in the uk,it happens to me at least once a week biggrin.gif
Dj_Kray
I managed 5 mins on it too and the thing that impressed me was how much like a sl 1200 it felt don't get me wrong gary i do think the denon has more features but the techs has lots more features than the pioneer.
Gary
The motor IS the same motor as used in their Technics SL1210's...this is probably where the non-instant start up time comes from.

Its a nice deck...and will definately act as a beacon to those DJ's open-minded and forward thinking enough to progress on from Vinyl.


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