TOP COUNTRY SONGS FOR 2007 >
> I Hate Every Bone in Her Body But Mine.
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> . It's Hard to Kiss the Lips At Night That Chewed My %Cens% All Day.
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> . If the Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.
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> I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well.
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> I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gittin' Better.
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> I Wouldn't take her to a Dog Fight 'cause I'm Afraid She'd Win.
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> I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight.
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> I'm So Miserable without you; It's like You're Still Here.
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> If I Had Shot You When I First wanted To, I'd be Out Of Prison By now.
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> My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend and I Sure Do Miss Him.
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> She Got the Ring and I Got the Finger.
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I dont get it

Try singing them in a Country music type way ...