The days are long and I am forlorn
I miss that cheeky chappy... the one we know as shaun,
he used to be on here morning, noon and night
then he went to plasa, and I think I gave him a fright

He was always willing to join in, his remarks were so jolly,
he told us all about his "friend" - the sheep who is called dolly,
I miss his lovely little ways, his words were wise and and good
I wish he would come back to us... shaun.. you know you should

If I frightened you at plasa - then I am full of remorse
I know you have a demanding job - looking after the police force
Shaun, we know you get busy so I wont make this an issue..
I just wanted to let you know... that sweetie.. we all miss you
(and dolly)

where are you shaun?

I miss him almost as much as Ewe do.

I expect shorn will be baaaaack here soon,its dipping season ewe know!

Didnt he say he was going away on holiday?


Wasn't it somewhere in the caribean? Lucky wottsit !!!

Either BaaaaBados, or The Baaaahama's....

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr................a poem for meeeeeeeee

..and it had the desired effect... got you back to the forum shaunie poo! xx

Lets weigh up the facts

(1) Sudden Disappearance from the forum

(2) Ignoring all of his mates

(3) Chirpy when he does appear

It all adds up....



SHAUN HAS FOUND A GIRLFRIEND!!!

or boyfriend.

Confusing,sheep do not have breasts

Notice how quickly, this thread descends to an almost ADS-Esque level!

Well I've never been to a restaurant and ordered breast of sheep anyway!



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