Not what u lot think!

I've fallen victim to a nasty cold (Say Arrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhh) worse still is the annoying sore throat and one of those persistant tickly coughs that makes you rasp like an old sheep (Sorry Shaun!).

I've stocked up on everything from Honey and Lemon to that throat spray stuff that does sod all . So, with a very long and busy weekend stretching ahead of me, now is the time to post up all of those cough remedies like Grandma used to use .

I'm off in a minute for an early night...now all I need is Karen to help rub in the vaporub

My Granny would have sent you to bed with a glass of hot sweet whiskey Must go and tell her I feel a cold coming on!

(no matter what age you are )

Sorted................Go to bed with Paula's Granny

my poor little pet! OK Crispy... Im on my way!

COUGH...Splutter....COUGH.....

Oh no, looks like I need nursing too.... so, on your way back from Congleton...quick Hampshire Detour needed... COUGH ..... COU COU COUGH...

Karen, Karen Dear I'm in need of a little TLC and a so if you want to call by.

I got zero sleep last night, thanks to coughing my lungs up all night , so advance warning to any potential troublemakers that today is NOT the day to post or 'cos i'm just in the mood!!!!!

Torquay is nice this time of year too

Whisky and hot showers or a hot bath. Hell, why not pour Whisky over yourself or bath in it!!

How did I guess that any "cures" where going to revolve around alcoholic beverages??.

Right the best thing for that i reakon which seems to work for the cold is Fresh squeezed Lemon and some good honey put into a big glass with hot water!!

Always cures me and loads of people i told!! Much better than any of that beechams stuff

Hope u get better soon chris

How many bottles of whiskey does it take to fill a bath up then Dan! Letme know if you plan on trying it I'll come round with a straw!


Did we ever find out how many smarties it took to fill wembley

I always find a good shag helps and kazz is on her way so you are sorted! and get well soon

Stop Press! Have cancelled all my gigs for the foreseeable future - It seems my "talents" are needed up and down the country so any of you who are experiencing any virus's or who think that they may be going to soon, let me know.... Have just done a bulk buy on vaporub and filled the jam jar up with fuel.................. All I need now is one of those little white pvc nurses outfits and I am sorted!

First I was gonna ask WHY you had a Bakers/Doctors uniform, then I thought I'd better ask HOW you got a uniform...

Then I thought...WHEN can you come round.

My grandma would always give us hot lemonade. Its the frozen stuff from a can mixed with boiling water.

Paula was a nurse??

Ì dont have spots so no visit for me Was just wondering how exactly you were going to dispose of Gary?

Well, this Morning started off really well, since I woke up and found i've lost my voice completely

Very careless of me, I know

Let's hope it comes back by 9.30 tonight, otherwise it's "Much more music night" at the club, and Richard can't fill in since he's got the 18th birthday with the endless playlist!.

I'm off to stock up on Honey and Whisky and gargle salt water for the rest of the day

Hope you pointed out to the evil old cow that your were actually unloading and told her where she could replace her ticket!