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Eskie
This forum has replaced a valuable outlet us ex-Bacchus/Juliana's DJ's used to have!
There are at least 2 other ex-Bacchus DJ's on here, DJCS59 being one, as well as a bloke working in Italy who posted a couple of times.
For those unfamiliar with Bacchus or Juliana's; they were (still are) an international entertainment company. At their peak in the 80's they had contracts with disco's/5 star hotels all over Europe, Asia, Australia, the Middle East & the USA. They would supply DJ's (mostly British DJ's) to these contracts and sometimes they'd also supply/install the equipment as well, plus they'd send the latest records from London every fortnight to all their contracts meaning that most of these clubs were always the most upfront in their particular city. Sometimes they even supplied the managers of these clubs as well.
I worked for them for years which is how I managed to DJ in so many countries around the world, but apart from the fantastic opportunity we had to see the world and get paid for it, there was also a great camaradarie between the DJ's and we'd all help each other, take the pi$$ out of each other etc. There was a regular newsletter which we'd all contribute to (these were the days before email & the internet) and the newsletter would consist of letters letting each other know how we were getting on at the contract we were working at, at that time, and also taking the mick out of other dj's.
This forum has replaced that knowledge sharing/pi$$ taking that we used to have.

Bacchus was sadly taken over by Juliana's in the mid-80's, which was a shame cos Bacchus had much funkier, trendier clubs than Juliana's did. Juliana's still exists although they have no where near as many contracts worldwide as they used to, plus they have a helluva lot more competition nowadays.

The DJ changeover parties were legendary! when you went to a new club, you'd work with the dj you were replacing for 3 or 4 days, so that he could introduce you to people and so you could see what music he was playing, and what went down well. The wind-ups that went on during the changeovers were often hilarious.

Chris S (DJCS) will remember the following story. I was working at a club in Norway in the town where Chris lives. The new dj that was gonna replace me was an Aussie guy (Gary James) who had never worked in Europe before. It was around the time when the newspapers were full of AIDS scare stories.
I told the Juliana's office to tell Gary that it was mandatory for all dj's to have an AIDS test when they arrived in Norway, and to tell him to expect to be met at the airport by an ambulance which would take him to the local hospital to carry out the test tongue.gif
Meanwhile, I was good friends with a girl who was an ambulance driver, and she agreed to take part in this stunt. So she is at the airport with a sign with his name on it, while me and another couple of English DJ's are hiding in the airport with a video camera filming the whole thing.
He comes out of the arrivals, see's the sign and without suspecting a thing goes with her into the ambulance. We then get into my car and follow a few hundred yards behind them.
Gary has never been to this town before so has no idea where the hospital is! She drives the ambulance way out of town until they're in the middle of nowhere, and then suddenly receives an "emergency call"! She tells him that Norwegian law states that he must get out as she has to rush to an emergency, but tells him not to worry as the hospital is just a few hundred yeards down the road and that he can walk there in a few minutes! unsure.gif
She then does a u-turn and speeds off, sirens blaring. He's left in the middle of a load of mountains and 5 foot deep snow on either side of the road. He then starts trudging off towards the hospital with his suitcases. wacko.gif
A few minutes later me and the other English DJ's then drive past him at about 5mph with "Tie me kangaroo down, sport" blaring out of my car. We pull over, and are all pi$$ing ourselves and introduce ourselves to him and tell him to get in.
I then go to do a u-turn to drive back into town, and he shouts out "no, stop. I have to go to the hospital for an AIDS test" fear.gif
The rest of us nearly died laughing!
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All the pi$$ taking did serve a purpose though. It toughened all the DJ's up mentally, cos there was no way the punters would ever give us as bad stick as the other dj's were giving 071.gif
...y'see, when I take the p out of ya, it's only to toughen you up mentally rolleyes.gif
paula
Thats Great Esk!
And I thought I was bad with what I do to people! you've most certainly beaten me! notworthy.gif
YourBigEvent
a great 'friend' with a great story
Eskie
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And I thought I was bad with what I do to people! you've most certainly beaten me!

That's a story from just one of the dj changeovers I had; there were many more, many of which featured some sort of evil trick being played somewhere along the line biggrin.gif We all had to try to be on the ball all the time wacko.gif
Another time I'll tell you 2 other funny stories from the dj changeovers...

Bacchus had a lot of crazy DJ's; there was one guy (I can't remember his name) who was working at a very plush 5-star hotel in Baghdad in the mid-80's. The hotel was next to a mosque. Most of you will probably know that Mosques 'call to prayer' 5 times a day, which involves a cassette being played of someone wailing a prayer which is relayed out over the loudspeakers situated on top of the mosque. In the middle east these were VERY loud, and one of these prayers would be around 5am!
This particular dj, wasn't all there wacko.gif and one day he'd decided that he'd had enough of this racket every morning. So during the night he managed to sneak into the mosque, locate the cassette player, and substitute the tape with the prayer for a tape of Motorhead!!! Now I think you can probably guess the uproar that ensued when Motorhead blasted out around the area of the mosque at 5am that morning.
It was eventually discovered that he was the culprit and he was 'saved' by the police! He was jailed and the Iraqi government got involved and were ready to do all sorts of unmentionable things to him and it developed into an international incident in which the British embassy became involved. He spent quite a while in jail, and was beaten senseless a few times before the British embassy eventually managed to free him and fly him out of the country!
I wish I could remember the guys name. Chris S, can you remember his name?
and Chris, shall I tell em the story of when we stitched Richie Dee up as a visiting international superstar and he was mobbed at Bodo airport by screaming teenage girls laugh.gif ... actually, I think you should recount your story of when you were tied up, kidnapped and....

otherwise I'm gonna have to dig the video tapes out.... I'm sure there'll be a video player somewhere at Plasa rolleyes.gif
paula
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shall I tell em the story of when we stitched Richie Dee up as a visiting international superstar and he was mobbed at Bodo airport by screaming teenage girls  ... actually, I think you should recount your story of when you were tied up, kidnapped and....

Go on then, Both of em! Dunno how obcene Cs's is but its not a prob to get everyone round here in front of the TV laugh.gif

I took a fit of the giggles on me way home this morning with 4 people in the car and I couldnt even begin to tell them what I found so funny! biggrin.gif
YourBigEvent
I see that Juliana's are advertising for DJ's for 5 star hotels in Dubai at the moment !!
C.S
THIS POST CONTAINS THINGS OF AN ADULT NATURE AND SHOULD NOT BE READ BY ANYONE UNDER 20. Ah, oh dear, the esk is breaking the code of silence i see! Yes Paula the video is obscene! I will reveal all.My Birthday many moons ago,was managing a club and esk being esk wanted to give me a nice present,a female present. I was attacked ,bound and inserted into several black refuse bags with only my jewels visible.I was then tied to the desk in the office and said female was sent in.Eskie as always hidden with the video cam,but i escaped before it got too bad\good.A little later and being slightly innebriated i thought said present looked good and decided to once more retire to the office and do the deed,which i did only to realise halfway through that said eskie was outside the window filming me !
I would also like to thank you for the sardines that you left on the amp at my residency(discovered a loooooong time after you left)Also the dj who hated it here and couldnt wait to get out of here didnt appreciate being kidnapped a couple of hours before his flight,he escaped and made for the hills in terror and refused to come down! To all readers beware of the Eskie! PS sorry tone dont remember the guys name.
C.S
A female ambulance driver who was a friend! a Friend!? i am a friend and i am bloody glad that you didnt do the things you did to her to me!
YourBigEvent
Sounds like you had a ball, or two !!
paula
Actually sounds a bit scary! fear.gif
But it's good to have photographic/video evidence thumbup.gif

Says she whos now looking at one that involves handcuff's,blow up dolls, and you know them little chef's hat's that you get on spare ribs! oops.gif will stop now and leave the rest up to your imagination, 071.gif


Tell us more Mr Mo!
Eskie
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Also the dj who hated it here and couldnt wait to get out of here didnt appreciate being kidnapped a couple of hours before his flight,he escaped and made for the hills in terror and refused to come down!

I had completely forgotten about that incident. He did get a little distraught didn't he laugh.gif He was a boring sod though weren't he!

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A female ambulance driver who was a friend! a Friend!? i am a friend and i am bloody glad that you didnt do the things you did to her to me!

I was only doing my bit for Britain smile.gif being a cultural ambassador and all that rolleyes.gif

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all readers beware of the Eskie!


Chris, you're lucky I never did to you what I did to Peter Hopkins in Korea!
Pete took over from me at Lalique at the Paradise Beach Hotel in Pusan. Anyone who's been to South Korea will know that most Koreans speak very broken English.
Me and another English bloke went to the airport to meet Pete, and of course brought Thunderbird 4 (the trusty bright yellow Sony Sports video cam!).
I wrote a note in very broken English, put in an envelope and gave it to one of the Korean Air girls at the counter and asked her to give it to Mr Hopkins as he left the plane.
The note read:
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"Mr Hopkin,
Please no come hotel.
Have big fire, big emurjencee
Wait for instruktun.
Repeat, no come hotel. We contact you soon."


Me and the other bloke were hidden in the airport and filmed the girl giving him the note, and then the look of horror on his face as he read it, and then followed him wandering around the airport filming him for the next 30 minutes. Eventually we walked upto him and welcomed him to Korea biggrin.gif
He'd arrived on a saturday late afternoon. The club opened at 6pm every night, by the time we got to the hotel it was around 7.30pm but the club had 2 local DJ's who would warm up for me.
Pete was a natural worrier, and when we arrived at the hotel, he was worried that he'd need to quickly get changed and get down to the club asap, in case the manager got upset. I told him not to worry as I'd let the manager know the score and take care of it, and told him to relax, have a shower, and order some room service, and that I'd go down to the club and take over and he could come down whenever he was ready.
I left his room and went down to the club and about 10 minutes later phoned his room from the club managers office and put on an aggressive Korean accent (most blokes in Korea speak very aggressively), the conversation on the phone went something like this:
Pete: Hello
Me: My Hopkin, this Mr Chow, I manager of Lalique, where you, why you in room, you should be in club!
Pete: Oh Mr Chow! I'm sorry, I'm just getting changed I'll be there in a few minutes.
Me: We no pay you to get changed Hopkin, we pay you to entertain. You come club now!
Pete: Yes sir, right away. I'll be there in a minute.

I then slipped back into the DJ box and sure enough a few minutes later a very dishevelled, badly half dressed Pete came running into the club in a panic.

Me: Alright Pete, that's strange stage gear you got on there mate!
Pete: Mr Chow just called me, he's got the hump that I didn't come straight down to the club.
Me: Oh that's bad, you don't wanna upset Mr Chow
Pete: Where is he, I want to go and introduce myself to him and say sorry.
Me: (with a grin on my face) Actually, he's not here at the moment, but he'll be back later.
Pete: B B But, he just called me and....(and then the penny dropped)... you bas censored.gif d

Pete spent the rest of the 3 day changeover trying to get me back, but never managed it smile.gif

Mind you, I know that Pete did a few evil tricks to some other DJ's on some of the changeovers

So you see Chris, it could've been worse...
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I would also like to thank you for the sardines that you left on the amp at my residency(discovered a loooooong time after you left)

They did have a lovely aroma after a week or so didn't they fish.gif
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C.S
And you really think that revenge will not be mine eventually? 221.gif By the way dont you remember said kidnapped dj jumping out of car ,shutting the door with his thumb in it? oops.gif Or you doing a weedy shot on goal and breaking your toe? 1028.gif and do you have any messages for the kids running around here saying my dads a dj from the UK called Tony? wub.gif And oh my god when are you coming back i have some wonderful candidates ! And i bet Paulas not nervous about seeing you at Plasa now things are being revealed! biggrin.gif Advice to all at Plasa,keep an eye out for the Esk tongue.gif
Chrispy
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Says she whos now looking at one that involves handcuff's,blow up dolls, and you know them little chef's hat's that you get on spare ribs!


Arrrrrrrrr Paula you visited my website at last wub.gif
Eskie
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Or you doing a weedy shot on goal and breaking your toe?

well my memory of said incident was of an amazing acrobatic shot! At least the crutches got me lot's of sympathy from the local ladies for the following couple of months 188.gif after all, I couldn't be expected to walk home unaided every night could I wub.gif
C.S
Yep 3 crutches! rolleyes.gif


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