I think I was asked for the same thing about 9~12 months ago, when Kelis was enjoying a little chart success.
On the CD album "Tasty" there is an intro, which contains the following Kelis stylee lyrics:
"Ok so im gonna give you a few things to taste,and you tell me what you think.ok. Taste this. Is that good? real good. ok you like this.alright now wait taste this. does it quinch your thirst. Now try some candy. sweet right. sugary . ok now wait taste this. taste that . go ahead. ok now i'm gonna give you something real good."When I was asked for it, they (B&G) wanted this played just ahead of their main first dance - one of them was a dance teacher or something similar, and they did a brief, silent routine to it. It might as well have been a lapdance, aside from the fact that the groom was standing up all the while.
Dont know if this is exactly the track your people are after Ian, but ...