A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She
went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said
to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you 3 wishes."

The woman freed the frog and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to
mention that there was a condition to your wishes:

"Whatever you wish for, your husband will also get, but 10 times more or
better!" The woman said, "That would be okay," and for her first wish, she
wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her,
"You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome
man in the world, an Adonis, that women will flock to." The woman replied,
"That will be okay because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will
only have eyes for me." So, KAZAM - she's the most beautiful woman in the
world! For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world and
he will be ten times richer than you." The woman said, "That will be okay

because what is mine is his and what is his is mine." So, KAZAM -she's the
richest woman in the world! The frog then inquired about her third wish, and
she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack." The moral of the story:

Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

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Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

She should have wished for more wishes

only a woman could be that clever!

QUOTE (paula @ Aug 14 2003, 07:47 PM)

Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

women make me laugh next you will be telling us about the spice girls girl power

Women are clever, they can do several things at the same time like wash up,cook, hoover,look after kids, wash clothes ,ironing and watch eastenders! As well as smelling nice and being playthings for men Blue touch paper nr 3 is lit! In other words Shaun, women have mutiple functions unlike sheep who have problems with the hoover and drying up!

I still find that a Dishwasher and playing Russian roulette with the Washing Machine Settings is still preferable to the expense of marriage and being nagged at 24/7. I still enjoy my freedom .

Although I miss "playtime"

Whats a dishwasher and washing machine ?

Havent we been here before fellas! Come on now..... get back in your places!!

I would just like to state what a wonderful instituation marriage is

QUOTE (ADS Entertainments @ Aug 15 2003, 09:29 AM)

Whats a dishwasher and washing machine ?

The Female Equivalent of a Fridge Filled with beer and a 32" WideScreen TV

I must admit Im quite lucky.. my husband does not nag me 24/7!

Too scared That's why

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I would just like to state what a wonderful instituation marriage is

Assuming you 'WANT' to live in an institution??

I'm master in my own home!! (Mrs Spin says so)!

I was waiting for that answer Spin

BTW I wear the trousers in my house, I also wash them, iron them and hang them correctly.

Suprised the lovely Paula didnt bite here, she must be busy with the housework

very clever....i'm scared

Do you realise ladies, that without us (Men) you would be in a mess??!!.

It's true!, it was a MAN who invented the Bra! (But only a woman can undo the fastener with one hand ).

Along with all of your labour saving devices...Washing Machines, Tumble dryers, Cars, Knicker Elastic, Tights - all designed by MEN!. See aren't you glad that we are around

............... and all the best chefs in the world are men, the greatest inventors were men, ................. etc etc

(scared now............ Kazz will be here soon)

russintussinfussin!! So! It was a man who invented tights was it.... that bloody figures! Another naff idea ! YUK tights... I hate em.
Sin and Andy, I can honestly say that maturity has worked wonders for you two.... you KNOW your place and I am pleased to inform you that you have become MEN! The other little mice who still associate washing machines etc with WOMEN will one day mature and learn how to respect women... and maybe even have success with them one day!!! hehehehehehehehe!!!

I respect women who do their share and dont just sit on their ever increassing arses and expect to be treated like a godess aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall the time. We mice wish to question your qualifications to judge us as mice Kazz and I agree women in tights are a huge turn off. did you get hubby roses on your anniversary Kazz? Viva equality ! I got chocs on mine

thank god I dont get time to sit on mine all day!! Probably a good thing that I didnt get chocs on my anniversary eh!! ...... and I leave the judging to my father.. thats his job!!