You can only shoot a Welsh person with a bow and arrow inside the city walls after midnight.
(English Law Valid in the City Of Chester)

Any other old laws you know of

Apparently giving change is a gesture of good will and not complusory!

[QUOTE]Apparently giving change is a gesture of good will and not complusory!



and sticking your tongue in a girls mouth when kissing
as is being hit on the head by Paula with her a mallet

did you know you can't enter a Tossing the Caber competition unless you are wearing a kilt?

Spin

Paula can hit me with her mallet anytime as long as she keeps her tongue and bow and arrow within the city walls
Cornish tin miners dont have to pay road tax due to an ancient law that has never been amended.
Its also not illegal to have intimate knowledge of single sheep where Shaun lives

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Its also not illegal to have intimate knowledge of single sheep where Shaun lives

However being intimate with more than one would be called a leisure centre!!

Apparantly lighters were invented before matches!!

Apparently, you can have a slash up against the rear wheels of your parked 'carriage' without being done for exposure?!!

I would not reccommend this to try. I would not suggest this to argue as a point of law to a policeman or WPC.

Let me know how you get on Paula!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ONLY JOKING!

It is illegal to slam a car door in Switzerland.


(makes sense when you consider the avalanches....)

Do cars in Switzerland have avalanches then ? and i thought air conditioning and a sunroof were a luxury!