Aswad - Dont turn around
Baron knights - "I'd write you a letter but I couldnt spell BBLLLPPPP" (raspberry)
Johnny Mathis - "I can see Deirdre Now, Lorraine has gone" (OK, I made that up - but I've heard it somewhere).
Phil Collins & Philip Bailey - "She's an easy Lover"

Eartha Kitt - "so many men, so little time"
Blink182 - "All the small things"
Shaggy - "It wasnt me"
Jocelyn Brown "Somebody elses guy"
Dolly Parton - "Jolene" (please dont take my man just because you can)
Soft Cell - Say hello, wave goodbye
Human League - Dont you want me baby
Donna Summer - enough is enough
Britney - "Hit me baby one more time"
Kylie - "Better the devil you know"
The last chorus from Ottawans "D.I.S.C.O"....("She is D - disasterous...."...etc)
Pointer Sisters - Jump
Van Halen - Might as well Jump!
Hot Gossip - Automatic Lover (with puncture repair kit, or spare batteries)
Venga Boys - Boom Boom boom boom - I want you in my room.
My Fair Lady OST "Im getting married in the morning"
Queen - (can anybody find me) somebody to love
Queen - Another one bites the dust (2nd or 3rd divorce)
Kool and the gang - Celebration (or Celebacy)
De la sole - me, myself and I
Hall & Oates - Maneater
Whitney Houston - My name is not Susan
Whitney Houston - Someone for me
Blondie - Call me
And dont forget to advertise the new kids plaything... "Divorce Barbie - comes with half of Kens house, half of kens car, half of kens earnings....etc..etc..etc"