No, I am not saying that I am a problem! Just thought that as I indulged you lot long ago with all those questions you have ever wanted to ask about women, but were too scared to do so, I wondered if you would like me to host a problem page! Any "embarrassing" ones could always be pm'd to me - I am the sole of descretion! Funny ones for a laugh!

sounds like a good idea ok the first 1. what should i say if my girl friend asks me if i like what she is wearing just before she goes out, and i don't like it!!

Dear "scared" of UK.... Lie through your teeth dahling! You wont want to ruin a good night out by upsetting her before you leave the house!

Why can't woman reverse cars ?

Women can reverse cars.... we mostly pretend that we cant so we can let men think that they are superior in at least one thing!

...........Or use gadgets

Why are women always guilty of "Shopping without due care and attention".

Yet utter those terrible words; "That one would look good on the lighting rig" as you wander around Plasa, and the beatings come thick and fast.

hhhmmm. Gary, a difficult one! Women obviously make the best shoppers but only to a point. I think it would be fair to say that we have to draw a line as to when and where it is appropriate for a woman to shop. I suggest you politely tell the female in question that whilst you appreciate her input for making your light show look pretty, you would rather her spend the money, time on energy on continuing to make herself look pretty.... slip her £50 and I am sure things will work out!

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...........Or use gadgets

Yeah and use all the AA batteries.

Dear Shaun, the same applies to gadgets as does with reversing cars! As for the battery problem.... Unlike Dolly, we dont all run on "air" and unfortunately some appliances will take the use of batteries. I dont think you have a problem and consider yourself lucky that Dolly wont ever be guilty of nicking your batteries!!

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Dear Shaun, the same applies to gadgets as does with reversing cars! As for the battery problem.... Unlike Dolly, we dont all run on "air" and unfortunately some appliances will take the use of batteries. I dont think you have a problem and consider yourself lucky that Dolly wont ever be guilty of nicking your batteries!!

Yeah save's me abit of dough-lol-only joking

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tell the female/ you would rather her spend the money, time on energy on continuing to make herself look pretty

But Kazz, I always tell girls that they dont need ANY money, or beauty sleep to make themselves look pretty, since they are naturally pretty already...

Gary, this is fine in the short term, but I have to be brutally honest here and tell you that compliments are great, but NO woman would turn down the odd spot of cash for a shopping trip. This will also reap many benefits for you too. Remember a shopped out woman is a happy woman!

PS, before all you ring the RSPCA, I DO NOT have a "sheep fetish".

OK

Well this thread certainly took off................ but as I have no problems............

Is that the
RSPCA

Real
Sheep
Prefer
Certain
Actions

In that case I wouldn't know any

Dear Shaun, Denial is very often the worst part of a problem. You have nothing to be ashamed of... I can only help you if you are honest. Also, you must consider the consequences on Dolly by you denying her... She is happy in your relationship but should she find out what you are saying, then I am afraid more trouble will lie ahead.

Dear Sin, I am so pleased to hear that you dont have any problems - mind you, with a lovely wife and four beautiful daughters, why should you have a problem!

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Dear Sin, I am so pleased to hear that you dont have any problems - mind you, with a lovely wife and four beautiful daughters, why should you have a problem!

FIVE woman in one house, now that IS a problem

Ok I conceed that there is one problem with five women in the house...... getting into the bathroom!

LOL nope................ even ONE woman in a house is a problem!

LoL....anyone care to explain the sheep thingy?

ummmmmm why do girls like to spend SO much time taking a shower?! its hard enough to wait, but to wait like an hour? jeez....

Welcome to my problem page! The "Sheep" thingy is a problem which is not a wide spread one - well perhaps in wales! Basically, some men find it hard to relate to women and turn their attention to other types of "company". We have such a member on this forum, and as I have promised that I am the sole of descretion, will not mention his name, but he has a "Toy" sheep called Dolly". Enough said!
Women and showers! I think that men should take this as a form of compliment. We like to smell beautifly fragrant for you and believe that the time we take is for your benefit. Hope this answers your problems!

Of course men like sheep, it's because so many women like "pet" dogs and horses

Also talking to women can be like talking to sheep and some men get confused
Some men dont like girlfriends who hoover,dust,cook,do the washing up and other womanly chores and therefore a sheep is a better alternative


Having lit the blue touch paper i now retire to a safe distance and wait for the bang

Ok here is another prob why is it that nowadays if you even say hello or talk to a girl they think you fancy them it just gets on my nerves!! grrrrrrrrrrrrr

Why is it that only blokes take their kit off when playing the Full Monty Mix?

Hi folks

I got a tip for you fella's. If ya woman asks you if a dress makes her look fat. Say no of course not....but your arse does!

I'm off to hide now

Darren

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If ya woman asks you if a dress makes her look fat

Of course not.......it's all the chocolate you eat that makes you look fat

i think we might have shocked Kazz into silence guys!

I reckon she's busy answering her questions for tonights 'in depth' interview

Be careful you guys.... don't forget she gets the honour of choosing the next vict.........subject!!



Spin

Under the 'Double Jeopardy' rules that makes me safe then

However I won't abuse my position as one of the superior gender although I think Kazza can give as good (if not better) than she receives

Hello Boys! Oh dear, I see that some of you have far more problems that I ever thought possible!
Those who warned for some of you to "take cover" are extremely wise and I tust you have posted mostly in jest!!!
Remember: Womens faults are many, men have only two... everything they say and everything they do!!
I have major concerns about the poor deluded amongst you who believe that men are the superior gender...I really dont think that my problem page can sort you out... I can give you the number of a good psychiatrist though.

I thought you were gonna say that woman only allow men to 'think' they are superior. As for the psychiatrist I've sacked mine because I think you are doing a better job.

..why thank you 5 star.... proof indeed if any were needed, that some men have found the way in life and know where a mans place is!

The only men who have found their way in life, or know where a mans place is are

1) Single

2) Down the pub with their MALE friends

Spin

It is my considered opinion that some people are beyond help... Sin!!!

Oh no Kazz I don't think you're quite that far yet dear.......... theres always hope!



Sin

LOL sin! Please remeber that this is MY problem page - no abusing women please!!

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this is MY problem page

Ok ok so tell us all your problems then and we'll try to help !

Sin

Me? Problems? I cause them and share them, but dont Have them!!!

Hi Kazz, are you any good at housework?,weaker sex ,yeah right i dont know how you girls manage to carry all that shopping!

Dear Auntie Kazz

People tell me that I have the humour, quick witt and one-liners of Tony Blackburn, the shirt selection of Noel Edmunds, and the technical knowledge of RD-D2.

So whats my problem? Im not getting paid nearly the same as those three.

Dear Djcs...... I have never needed to do tedious things such as housework, after all, what did I get married for!!

Dear Gary,
Yes! I am so pleased that you are coming on leaps and bounds with your therapy..... In the main, it seems to be working. I fully support that you are quick witted, your one liners are brilliant and your technical ability is sound. I think that as soon as we have this last hurdle to go, then your treatment will be complete....... No, No, No, your taste in shirts is tragic! We will continue to work on this and I am hopeful that very soon, "good taste" will return and you will be able to bin all those loud shirts!.

Come on gary, we are nearly there!!

I am so glad to hear that Gary is coming through and can see the light at the end of the tunnel, however I still feel grave despair for our poor friend Shaun. Hopefully he can pull through also and leave the memories of Dolly in the past, and continue his journey. We must however not forget the past but live with in and let it be there, just behind you. Shaun I know you can do it, and the first step is to forget about the weekend awayu in Cardiff and move on, maybe a trip to Bourenmouth or even London, I would invite you to Devon, but there are too many cattle here.

Perhaps Gary could ditch the shirts and invest in some woolly jumpers...........(it worked for Noel Edmonds)............and Shaun's not doing too bad either!!!!!!!!



I'm sorry could'nt resist!

Sin

I think Dolly should made in to Lamb Chops!

Dear Kazz, being a gentleman i shall refrain from answering your question other to say that you probably got married so that you could serve your husband in the way he deserves
I also note the return of Paula and shall therefore think carefully before lighting anymore feminine fuses!