Hi y'all, I am back! Have been having major problems with the computer - but it has resurected itself today - but for how long I dont know! Missed you all LOADS!! Well, just to fill you all in, I have been mega busy with school leavers discos and weddings - must have lost a good half a stone in the heat! Oh, on Saturday I did a wedding at Sandown race course and was pushed over the edge by a very agressive bloke who asked me for "madness" five times in four minutes - after having explained that the disc was already out and would be played in the next few mins I lost it BIG TIME! He was far too rude from my liking on the sixth request - so unfortunately, I did the most unprofessional thing and told him to "F-off"!... and you really dont want to know what I said to him when he came back after madness and asked for UB40!!
The life of a mobile Dj eh!! Anyway, I have got loads of posts to read through to catch up... but if any of you want to fill me in on the gossip - you know where to reply!
If I dissappear again - dont panic! Its only my pc dying on me again. Anyway, keep your fingers crossed that I can keep up and running for a while!

Wayheyyyyyyy The Kazaaaaaaa returns

Now we may get some order on the forum!

.... Now, is anyone having "girlfriend" trouble, or any other problems I can help with!!

welcome back we have missed ya

Not right now, but i need help adding more post counts! Welcome back Kazz!

Darling, I can start dreaming again

Welcome back.

Welcome back Kazza... I was gettin' worried.

I was about to start going thru the Southampton Yellow Pages.... But they didnt have a section for "gorgeous models who happen to DJ".

(Sick bags and buckets available in the foyer)

lol good 1 gary im writing that 1 down in my book of smooth lines!

Hello Bird
nice to see you have flown back in
we was worried about you
xxx
Peteee

Computer troubles indeed - you were in the Algarve moonlighting - I saw you

Hi Kazz, i sneaked back with you!

Hi Kazz.......... nice to have you back, a warm smilie glow seeing you posting again.............. ok WE MISSED YOU !!!!

Spin

And to think you blamed your computer problems on me, then gave them to me....

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Now, is anyone having "girlfriend" trouble, or any other problems I can help with!!

Mine when AWOL for a few weeks with computer problems, but she's now back !!

You lot could turn a girls head! Just in case I have more problems I am quite happy to give out phone number etc if any of you want it so you can keep track of me! PM me and I will let you have it!....... Oh dear, here is the queen of double entendre!!!!

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lol good 1 gary im writing that 1 down in my book of smooth lines!

Hmmm, Kray if your starting a book on smooth lines!
I've heard them all!

Hello, stranger

Welcome back, people started to question me about you -lol

We all miss you-especially Spin-lol

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Hi Kazz, i sneaked back with you!

LOL, DJCS and Kazz come back on the same day

Shaun... what are you trying to suggest! You are baaaaa-rking up the wrong tree! By the way, how is Dolly?

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We all miss you-especially Spin-lol

What are you trying to say Shaun? The fact I thought the forum was like chips without the sauce (heh heh heh) or something. She is a lovely lady who it is a pleasure to have back in the flock............. Baaaaaaa

Spin

Don't be so Wooly Shaun, Spin ain't the sort of guy to fleece you!. You know that he only has eyes for Mrs Spin....and he wouldn't pull the wool over her eyes. You could never accuse Karen of been mutton dressed as lamb however sheepish she looks.

....or mutton dressed up as mutton really, or being a 'dolly' bird, ewe should know that !

A f ewe observations:

1) Its nice to have Kazza

1) (Sorry- 1 above should read:) Its nice to have Kazza BACK)

2) Hopefully now, Shaun wont act quite so sheepish.

3) Having Kazza back on the board is mint....Sauce, humour, interesting posts, and good DJ information is an ideal combination.

4) We wont have to keep Chopping and changing our speculations as to what happened to Kazza.

5) Having cheeke babs like Kazza and Paula on the forum make it and even more fun place to be.

6) I've almost finished, but knit quite yet.

7) Mut on the other hand, I'm sure theres some more sheep jokes I can make, simply out of shear luck.

7) Alls wool that ends wool.

For Karen's sake I'm glad Shaun fetish is sheep and not cows......

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For Karen's sake I'm glad Shaun fetish is sheep and not cows......

Yeah, otherwise I would have milked the thread for all its worth.

Udder than that, I think we've exhausted this particular topic. If you herd differently, it could be just be bull.

Christ, I go away for one minute, and you decide to take the p:cense:s out of Dolly, she aint best pleased, especially with Gary,talking about chopping her up and mint sauce-lol