Someone asked me the other evening, prior to their dinner dance starting, that she'd like to hear some "other" christmas tunes during the meal, rather than the usual xmas tracks "Spaceman came traveling", "thank god its christmas", "War is over"... now, I've got the "A Very Special Christmas" range of CD's where popular, well known (for 11 months of the year) add their own style to various christmas favourites eg: Eurythmics singing "Winter wonderland", Madonna singing "Santa baby" etc...

However, I also had a number of single tracks which fitted the bill, such as:

The Bouncing Chechz: I'm a little Christmas Cracker

The Goodies: Make a daft noise for Christmas

The Goodies: Father Christmas do not touch me...

The HouseMasterz Boyz (?): Christmas in da house

The Spectres: Phil Spectre medley.

(?): Grandma got run over by a reindeer

(?): Grandma got run over by a beer truck

Weird Al Yankovic: Christmas at ground zero

Weird Al Yankovic: The night Santa went crazy

Bette Midler (?): I want a boob job for Christmas.




Anyone else got any unusual Christmas tracks...?

Summer Holiday by Cliff Richard.........

Bigamy at Christmas - Tony Ferrino

Ho Ho F:cense:ing Ho - Bob Rivers.

No, his one was Oi, Santa, where's my F ing bike

We've got Mike flowers Give Her One For christmas. (a ring that is, honest)

What about Chris Hill - Bionic Santa?